Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in kliff_undersn's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006
12:05 pm	YES! I got back from seeing slayer, and they ROCKED! All the hot goth chicks helped, too^^ (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
12:08 pm	Aieeeeeeeee.......... These kids and their sex. Back when i was that age, we didn't have all this stuff. Hell, back then, i killed three dragons with a cooking pot and a beaver. Those were the days, i tell ya, what with the fire and the lizards and the ramen and the rice....good stuff. like, i tell ya, me and badguy, we go waaaay back. we used to kill gears on a nightly basis and then seduce their women with our masculine charm, speaking of women, the competetion here's pretty weak. i saw some chinese broad with big tits, she was kind of hot, but ehhhh, too young. give me a woman with more curves! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
11:31 am	Argh, gadnabbit! someone tell that chinese boy to shut up! KISKE! BADGUY! shut him up so i can get some damn sleep. dammit. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 27th, 2006
11:56 am	argh! This ol' bag of bones can handle alot! No "stroke"'s gonna take me down! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
12:14 pm	ARGH! I had another stroke! I'm gonna be in bed for a bit (Comment on this)
Monday, January 16th, 2006
4:38 pm	A foul demon has emerged! KY! You're coming with me to kill it! (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 8th, 2006
7:14 pm	Class is very enjoyable. You students are cool, especially you young girl students......hehe. I like the dress code around here, especially yours, jam. Speaking of which, why is my son wearing a skirt? IT ruins the experience for me. Testament, do your old man a favor and not dress like a drag queen. Speaking of cute young girls, some of you should come over and look at my collection of cool weapons. It's impressive. I have a sword bigger than me. I have a dragon head on my wall! And maybe, just maybe, you'll settle down for some wine and candles and dinner and a hottub....... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
9:23 pm	In the year 2006 I resolve to: Fart in public. Get your resolution here So you young people can enjoy it! (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 31st, 2005
11:29 am	ho hoooooooo! Hello, young people. I'm Master Kliff Undersn, of the Holy Knights. I'll be teaching some of your classes now. I believe ya know my son, Testament. He teaches here, too. IF any of you pretty young girls wanna come here and look at my teacup collection with me, come on ahead! I guess i have to get hellos out of the way. Hello Sol, Ky, and Testament. (Comment on this)